COUNT VASELINE BRAND PETROLEUM JELLY

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The Count was excommunicated from the Vaseline empire in 2014. His assets have been frozen by his family's swiss bank until legal proceedings run their course and he is re-instated as the sole heir to the petroleum jelly cartel that was founded by his great uncle Jeffrey. --- In the meantime he is selling off some of his own personal 'special reserve' pots of gooey magic to cover the cost of his extravagant lifestyle. - I won't insult your intelligence by telling you any more about this product. Just Buy It!

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